Weirdo Euro-trends Jessie does not enjoy
July 29, 2008
The loverly Miss Jen G. from his nerd jig sent me this hilarious site for “glue jeans.” Um, okay – just because your shit is from the Netherlands and you have found some emaciated dude fame-starved enough to put an oversized Ikea lamp on his head and model your 1st year design school drop-out fashions, does not mean you are doing something that is remotely interesting or different. Straight up, your jeans are ugly and look like they are leaking blood. Also, I bet you cannot only not wash these jeans, you cannot dry clean them either, and this is something that is supposed to add “charm” and “character” to said creepy garment. NO.
Dear Kindgom of the Netherlands,
Pls stick to what you do best – dank weed, tulips, clogs, and windmills.
Much obliged,
Jessie
